History lesson at Restoration Hardware

A copy of a Antonio Conova bust

My wife and I were in Restoration Hardwire.  Everything was half off because this particular store was clearing out its inventory and was moving to a ‘better’ location.  This did not mean much for half off at Restoration Hardwire means a $2000 item is now a $1000 item…whoopie [sarcasm] Anyway most of the stuff already had a SOLD sign on it.   I happened to notice that on top of this large piece of furniture was a bust of a man wearing a laurel and the shoulder straps of a lorica segmentata.   Nancy saw where I was staring and said, “I bet you can tell me who that is.”

OK, a challenge.   Before we left the store I was going to figure it out.  It was NOT Caesar.  I would know that face anywhere.  It was NOT Pompey.   Pompey’s bust usually has the feel of looking at a photo of good old Uncle Fred.  It was not the youthful visage of Augustus.  To my understanding Augustus was depicted as youthful even into old age.  For some reason I stopped concentrating on the face.  The Laurel around his head seemed slightly stylized, and the straps on his shoulders seemed more ‘cloth-like’ than made from metal.  I went back to the face and imagined it with black hair.

“Nancy,” I called out.

“Yes?”

“It’s Napoleon.”

After all, the guy wanted to rule the world didn’t he?  Why wouldn’t he be depicted as a Caesar?

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